Welcome Stranger,

So you're interested in becoming a Darling Homebody Society Member, eh? Well you've made it to the right place. There are several options for Darlings of all persuasions. Take a look around and see if any of them are suitable for your needs or return at a later date. When you are ready to accept your fate we will be here, waiting...watching...breathing heavily...and trying to fish a rogue cat hair out of our mouths. (How does that even happen? One time I found one in my ding dang ear...Like, what the heck?)

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